HAPPY XMAS!

This post is merely to wish all my readers a Happy Xmas! I trust you will have a peaceful day and will not be alone........... Xmas is a time to spend with loved ones, and whether or not you believe in xmas it is still that time to give and to recieve. One can visit the elderly and take them a home cooked meal or merely spend a few moments thinking of those less fortunate than one's self. Either way don't just think of yourself this Xmas, there are other people in this world too. So those who do happen upon this blog.....a very Merry Xmas to you and your family and friends!

Twitter is for the birds!

Yes! You heard right.........I can't see the point of sending out 'tweets' to god knows who. And you are restricted on how long the 'tweet' can be, which is only about 3 lines.........I prefer a blog because at least you can write something of a reasonable length. Anway back to Twitter......I decided to deactivate my Twitter account for the above reasons. I was getting strange people following my 'tweets' which was another reason I deactivated the account..........one guy after I blocked him, tried to "follow" by using other accounts. Just because you have the same surname as me, doesn't mean that I know you. I think it's the same guy that tried to connect with me on Facebook and in the process "stole" one of my family photos for his website. He didn't even have the courtesy to ask me! So what is Twitter really all about? The Ellen Show says "follow us on Twitter"............follow what exactly? Highlights of the next show? What Ellen is having for dinner? You only have 140 characters you can use, by the time you reach the point of your 'tweet' you've run out of characters. It has been said before that you "shouldn't knock it, until you've tried it", well I've tried it and really it seems rather a pointless excercise to me. I borrowed the cartoon from a website as it shows my argument........."Does anybody read my Tweets?"

WORLD AIDS DAY

Today the 1st December, 2010 is World Aids Day, a day where people show their awareness for HIV/Aids by wearing a red ribbon. A lot of people have the notion......"I don't have AIDS, so it's not my problem!". Oh dear! How ignorant some people are. What about your best friend who got raped and contracted Aids? Is it still not your problem? Put yourself in his or her place, would you want to be isolated because you have the disease? No, I didn't think so.
Get yourself tested today, there are a lot of clinics that now do testing for HIV. It takes a matter of minutes to know your status. I'm writing this on the 1st December, so for those of you who are 10hours behind me don't forget to wear your red ribbon tomorrow. Encorourage your friends to use condoms when you engage in sex! Don't believe those who say you can't eat a sweet with the wrapper still on, believe me they are lying! LOL! Use a condom! Well I'm off to the mall, I have my red shirt and my Aids Ribbon all ready. Be Safe!

Garden Gnomes And Other Creatures

This post was inspired by a link my older brother found about a garden gnome that was "kidnapped" and sent on a holiday of a lifetime around the world. Photos of the kidnapped gnome in exoctic locations started sufacing on the web......but the story does have a happy ending. He was returned to his garden looking just as fresh as the day he went missing. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1043552/Gnome-Stolen-garden-elf-returned-7-month-adventure-world.html

A sneak preview of the gnome (called Murphy) is shown on the left standing outside the Sydney Opera House. But not all stories have happy endings. One gnome was kidnapperd and held for $10,000 ransom! http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2010/06/03/Kidnapped_gnome_is_a_pint-sized_mystery_469148.html unfortunately the article doesn't say whether the Australian couple paid the ransom or whether the gnome was returned in one piece. Read the article and see if you can solve the mystery. And it doesn't get any better than this........a google search on "kidnapped gnome" brings up a spate of articles such as: "Have you kidnapped a gnome today?" "Kidnapped Gnomes: Have you seen me?" and the best one of all "Garden Gnome meets Paris Hilton".

Tweet! Tweet!

Another type of Twitterer or Tweeter

No I have not gone completely mad, and this post is not going to be about birds either. In fact it's about how to tweet on Twitter. Try saying that quickly after a dew beers....ha ha!! Everybody asks: "Are you on Twitter?" People say you can follow TV show updates on Twitter. So I suppose there is some use in the application, my only criticism is that you are very limited in the amount of "characters" you use, for example if I wrote on Twitter the same post as here.......I would only be able to tweet the first two lines! I have two followers on Twitter, but here I have only one. I suppose it takes time to have your tweets and blogs read by people, on the other hand people probably read what you have written but have not signed up in order to be able to follow you. I actually share this blog on my Face Book profile.  I'm taking this tweeting and blog writing one day at a time, and hopefully will get more followers as I sit writing this. Did I mention I started writing a children's book? It's a sort of collection of short stories in the Harry Potter vein. I'll tell you more about it next time......

The Great Durban Street Re-naming Debacle

Who is Stephen Dlamini?

Lilian Ngoyi, Sylvester Ntuli, Dr Pixley KaSeme, Che Guevara, Problem Mkhize...........who are these people? Am I compiling some sort of list of names? No these are all  new street names in Durban. And you may well ask what these people did to deserve this recognition? Well I have no idea. If you take Gardiner Street for example it was so named after Captain Allen Gardiner, a fearless missionary. If it wasn't for him there probably wouldn't have been a Durban. And then along comes a Mike Sutcliffe who decides to rename 90 of our roads and streets without consulting us who pay our rates. There's a street renamed after Yasser Arafat.....now you tell me what did he do to deserve a street named after him? Take the photo above for example.......Who is Stephen Dlamini? It used to be Essenwood Road which every cab driver and local citizens know the location of.........but ask them where or who Stephen Dlamini is/was, and they won't have a clue. Some of the names are unpronouncable like Masabalala Yengwa Avenue which had all historians up in arms as it used to be called NMR Avenue. NMR stands for Natal Mounted Rifles, one of Durban's oldest regiments who fought heroically against the Nazis in World war 2. Masabalala Yengwa on the other hand as far as I can see did nothing much to warrant a road to be named after him. What is the purpose of all this renaming? As radio personality Gareth Cliff said "Stop renaming things. Build new things to re-name."
  I'd like to suggest to Mr Sutcliff to read a book called "Who Was Who in Durban Street Names" by David Dick before making name changes and don't forget to consult us Durbanites beforehand. Maybe he will realise the big mistake he has made before it's too late.

Who's in Charge?

I was watching the news on SABC TV at the weekend, and saw that President Jacob Zuma was in Egypt holding talks with the government there. A little later on the same newscast, there was our deputy president holding talks with the government in Jordan. What's going on? Does the deputy president have a deputy who takes over? Someone please explain it to me! Who is running the country whilst these two are wining and dining with heads of state? Maybe the person left in charge is told to contact the President only in an emergency.........I can just imagine Mr Zuma recieving a call something like this: "Mr President, the teachers are on the rampage and are demanding to see you. What should I do?" This is where actors can show off their talent. A "look-a-like" Jacob Zuma is employed to sit in his office chair and speak to the masses or maybe the goverment can "borrow" the President Zuma puppet from ZA-NEWS at least the man in the street might then believe someone is in charge. For the uninformed, ZA-NEWS takes a humorous look at SA poltics in the form of videos on YouTube.