TIPS ON HOW TO AVOID GETTING SUSPENDED ON TWITTER.

Recently a few friends/followers of mine were getting suspended from Twitter. To this day they still don't have any idea as to why it happened and worse still, it happened more than once. I've tried to get a response from one or two celebs to give advice on us inexperienced tweeters, but to no avail. It's as though they are not keen to give advice to their fans/followers, which left me with no alternative but to do some other forms of research. I decided to study the tweets of one of the friends/followers of mine and discovered that you can tweet something in a reply and without realising it, your account gets suspended because of the original tweet. A prime example is this friend's friend/follower tweeted a very nasty porno/pic, and mentioned a Grammy award-winning singer's Twitter handle in the tweet. My friend had scolded his friend in a "reply" tweet in which the offensive photo appeared again. And again  this country singer's Twitter handle was mentioned. What had this talented singer done to deserve this? It's highly unlikely that she looks at all the tweets of her followers and could possibly just block them. Did you know that blocking a person on Twitter only prevents them from following or tweeting you on Twitter? You have to report them as spam to get them noticed by the Twitter police! LOL  Another example was some idiot who was mentioning local female celelebs twitter handles in a tweet, saying he was going to "rape them"! It's people like these that make Twitter an unsafe place for us. How can we avoid all this? It is always best to read the TOS of any social network as they usually tell you what you can or cannot do. This link Rules & Best Practices will give you some idea on how to stay out of trouble on Twitter. But for those who want more info should actually read the Twitter Rules before blocking or reporting people.  I bet 90% of social network users are so keen to start messaging, tweeting and posting that they do not read the site's Terms of Service before using. We just click on the "I accept" button without reading what we are accepting. I know I have been guilty of that! One last word of advice moderate your followers!

MY TOP 10 SOAPIES FOR 2012

Everybody loves a good soapie. Housewives stop what they're doing to watch the latest episode of a popular soap opera. Some people even go as far as installing extra TVs around the house just so they don't miss an episode of Isidingo, or one of the other popular soaps. I enjoy a good story and the soaps shown here locally cater for all tastes, whether you like romance, drama or mystery. This list is my 10 favourites that I watch or have watched:

1. Days Of Our Lives ......... this is one soapie that I've watched virtually from the beginning when it was first show locally. All the villians are there, as well as the heroes and heroines, not forgetting the well loved characters who some of them have sadly since passed on. And judging by the recent visit by "John Black", "Nicole Walker" and "Raeff" to our shores recently; I can see why this is one of the popular soapies on South African Television. Even though we are two or three years behind American viewers, that doesn't stop us from watching!
2. Scandal (eTV) ............ another hugely popular soap in South Africa. Well they do say "local is lekker" even though some soaps lose the plot along the way and start dishing out ridiculous boring story lines. Luckily Scandal is not one of them! It has a bit of everything, from murder to romance to humour. All they need to do now is to broadcast an omnibus of the week's episodes every weekend to keep the fans happy!
3. Isidingo: The Need ........ I think there is a soapie war going on here, because SABC3 made a decision awhile back to change the broadcast time to a later time slot (19h30) which actually clashes with eTV's Scandal which is on in the same time slot. Decisions, decisions......luckily Isidingo has an omnibus every Sunday morning.
4. 7de Laan....... a local Afrikaans (with English subtitles) soapie, all about life in Hillside. Don't bother to look for this delightful little town on the map because it doesn't exist. A story line with characters that I'm sure most of us have encountered in our own neighbourhood. If you miss an episode there's an omnibus on the weekends too! But 7de Laan is the type of storyline that if you miss a few episodes you don't miss much and can quite quickly catch up again.
5. Generations ...... This is probably one of South Africa's oldest locally made soapies. Although I find it entertaining I don't go out of the way to watch it as it's one of those stories that you could miss a whole lot of episodes and still be able to follow the storyline. Actors and actresses come and go, their characters getting "killed off" in the process. It's not the end of the road for them and are soon doing something else.......
6. Inkaba .......... written and produced by world renowned South African actor, John Khani, this soapie has a lot of potential. I would call it a local version of "The Bold and The Beautiful" as the fashion industry plays a key role in the story. Once again if you miss a few episodes, you can catch the omnibus on Mzanzi Magic every weekend.
7. Muvhango ....... I don't watch this much, but sometimes I catch the repeat on a weekday afternoon. Sometimes characters get resurrected from the "dead" which makes the plot unbelievable. Even though the language of Venda is used, there are English subtitles. In fact I think they do cater for the hearing impaired as well as the subtitles would sometimes read: Cell phone rings! Big up to the producers for that!
8. Rythym City ........ to be honest here I have never really got into watching this soapie. Maybe it's the fact that there are too many to watch or because it's a very run of the mill soapie. Definitely not as good as Scandal or Isidingo.
9. The Bold and The Beautiful ...........I have a problem with this soapie as a lot of the actors are actually ex actors from "Days". In fact even "Stefano DiMera" has had a role in this soapie. Very confusing!
10. The Wild........ a local soap that's due to be canned very soon. I can actually see why......it has the most boring storyline in a soap. I think I've sat through two episodes and actually dozed off!! I notice it doesn't even have a Facebook fan page.

And there you have it.........my views or should I say my choice of  soaps that I have watched last year! Further imformation on SA Tv programmes can be found at TvPlus  on Facebook. All the links shown here are Facebook links.

MY CHOICE OF TOP TEN REALITY TV SHOWS FOR 2012

Everybody at this time of the year is blogging about the best (and the worst) of 2012, so I probably should get in on the act too. I love watching reality TV cause it's real and some of them are contests where contestants are pitted against each other for the grand prize. I must just caution readers of this blog that the shows on this list are those broadcast in South Africa by Dstv and the SABC, so don't ask me why certain shows are not on the list as this represents reality TV in South Africa only. So without further ado here is my Top 10 Reality TV Shows For 2012:

1. Ru Paul's Drag Race  a major scoop for Dstv's VuzuTv channel. They broadcast back to back seasons of this extremely popular American TV show. Season 5 is due to be shown in the USA this month. I do hope VuzuTv has pre-ordered their copy!
2. The Amazing Race  is very entertaining too. Here pairs of contestants solve clues to reach the checkpoints first to avoid being eliminated in their race around the world. Gay couples, brother/sister, husband/wife, and even best friends are just some of the contestants who partake in a bid to win $1million!
3. Idols SA , American Idol , X-Factor ..........South Africa seems to be drawn to these singing competitions. Whether you enter and can actually sing or whether you are one of those who think you can sing is another matter all together. Viewers at home sit and watch the show, becoming armchair judges. Maybe a new show should be made called "So you think you can judge?" and for the wannabe singers......."So you think you can sing?".....
4. Suvivor  is another reality show that for some reason beyond me kept SA viewers glued to their TV Sets week after week. I just don't get it. It actually gets a bit boring for me after awhile, but then I'm not an outdoor (in the bush) type of person. Why have I put this show at number 4? If there's nothing else on TV at the time, I'll watch! I love all the backstabbing that goes on. Reminds me a bit of some people I know! LOL
5. Got to Dance ........of all the dance shows I've watched, this is one of the best. A lot of young dance talent gets unearthed here, and when I say "young" I mean children as young as 7 years old compete in this contest which takes place in the UK. This is the one to watch! Very real, good show on VuzuTv on Dstv.
6. The Real Housewives of Atlanta .......this is one of the best in the franchise. Forget about the housewives of New York, Orange County, Miami, mind you I wouldn't like to have cameras following me around 24/7 recording every word, catfight and romantic moment. The reality star for me here is Nene Leakes. Watch the name, she is going far. Some of her recent sucesses are Glee, The Apprentice, and The New Normal.
7. America's Got Talent , SA's Got Talent .........contestants enter and sing, dance, do magic tricks, in fact whatever other talent they posess, just to win prize money. Well the latter is in South Africa. In America you can win $1million and the chance to have your own show in Las Vegas. Actually I find the South African version a bit bland and it's almost as if they are rushing through the contest. Whereas the American version.......now there's real talent.
8. Undercover Boss .......now that's something they should have here in South Africa. For the uninformed, bosses of large companies go undercover and masquerade as workers in their companies to get hands on imformation regarding various problem areas. A very interesting show, although I cannot see local businessman doing the dirty work once they've become a "boss"! LOL
9. The Bachelor .......... a bachelor chooses a bride to be from a group of women, and they all stay together in the "Best Lil Whorehouse in Texas".....actually they don't. But this must really be one of the most boring reality shows on TV.
10. America's Next Top Model ..........hasn't this show been on too long? I mean someone mentioned season 16? Surely viewers must be bored to tears by now! (Yawn......) Unless of course you are a fan of Tyra Banks  I suppose.........

Well that's my Top 10 Reality shows done and dusted. If you want more imformation on any of these shows, you can visit TvPlus my favourite magazine on Facebook!

HAPPY XMAS 2012

Well the world didn't end before Christmas as the Mayans supposedly had predicted, and we are left to enjoy what's left of 2012. This is a very brief Xmas message from me to you.........let's hope that you fulfil yourr dreams. With 2013 just around the corner it's time to reflect on the past and look to the future. Here's wishing all my readers a very Merry and Blessed Xmas and a prosperous 2013!!!

BORN THIS WAY -The Sequel.

Grace Jones

It was reported in the news recently that the South African Council of Churches (SACOC) said something like this: " If the South African government can stop the Dali Lama from coming to South Africa, we can get them (the SA government) to ban Lady Gaga from here too!"  Say whaaaat????? Firstly how can they compare the two people? The reason why the Dali Lama was not allowed into the country was because the Zuma regime did not want to tarnish relations with China. If you read the history books, China invaded Tibet which caused the Dali Lama to seek exile in a neighbouring country. So what has this got to do with Lady Gaga? Apparently there's a Top Eleven list of musicians who according to reports are all connected to Satan. They say if you play their songs backwards, you get satanninc messages. What a load of hogwash! Maybe I should start playing Christian music backwards, I really dread to think what could be revealed here. One lady who was trying to stop the Lady Gaga tour because she said the woman is satan, is a die hard Carlos Santanna  fan. Yes, you heard right! She listens to the devil rythmns of  "Evil Ways" and "Black Magic Woman". Does this make sense to you. When I was a twenty something youth I had all the Black Sabbath and Uriah Heep albums, and thirty years down the line I'm no satanist. I was and still am a Grace Jones fan. And I consider Ms Jones to be the original Lady Gaga. In fact I would say that Lady Gaga is the next Grace Jones! What about Madonna? Isn't she a satanist too? I have her Dvds and have watched them many times, and I'm still no satanist. So what is the point of all this? These religious freaks should get a life, there are a lot of local celebs out there who are doing things which are influencing our children. And in closing compare the two photos on this post. Do you see much difference? I didn't think so..........

Lady Gaga

CONGRATULATIONS, MR OBAMA.......

Being a South African, American politics have always fascinated me. I think the whole world has been watching the 2012 US Elections with keen interest, hoping that US voters would not make the wrong choice. Well we can all heave a sigh of relief as President Obama was reelected for a second term. And as the pro-Romney supporters either cringe at the thought of another four years under President Obama or plan a mass evacuation to the United States of Romney on some off-shore island that the billionaire politician has acquired, back here at home in South Africa it's business as usual as builders continue work on Zumaville. All eyes are on Parliament after opposition parties displayed a vote of "no confidence" in Mr Zuma, and Helen Zille had given him 78 hours to respond to the R200m spent on his luxury villa in Nkandla. I think even people in the street who were staunch supporters of him and his political party have lost confidence in them. It has just come to my notice from Helen Zille, who tells me that they are now going to start court proceedings. For those of you who were following the DA "march" to Nkandla, you will recall that a charge against Mr Zuma was laid with the police, giving him about 3 days to respond. Failure to do so, he would be taken to court. The public will be keeping their eye on that piece of news. And whilst the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, just because some politicians don't get caught with their hand in the cookie jar, so life goes on for those who believe the ANC is trustworthy and those are disinterested in politics. But yet they are the first ones to write to the newspaper, when the price of groceries go up or when someone gets mugged. I am no politician, but when I read about schoolchildren without textbooks or those who have to wade through a river to get to school because there's no bridge, all because the  president spends R200m on his house so he can feel safe. The mind boggles. Let's not forget the people living in shacks, with no proper housing or money for food. Do they feel safe and warm in their homes with the roof that leaks when it rains? And to Americans who voted for Romney: Another 4 years with Obama is heaven compared to this. Try living in my neighbourhood where 6 vehicles got hijacked/stolen in one evening! Suspected corrupt politicians in goverment. A bunch of lunatic church groups trying to ban Lady Gaga from South Africa, and you think you have problems? I would vote for President Obama any day!

DEAR MR ZUMA........

Cartoon "borrowed" from the internet.

As an ordinary citizen of South Africa, it is my duty to imform you about two things: (1) Once you start using tax payer's money to upgrade your private homestead, your home is no longer private. (2) When you became president you lost the right to privacy. I want to know just about everything about the person running the government. Nowhere in the world does a president spend R200m on his private residence like you are doing. Oh I forgot.......our neighbour Uncle Bob does, but then aren't you two friends? Okay so you said you would pay R10.5m of the costs, big deal! What bank do you bank with that you managed to save all that money from your salary? Or is the money "borrowed" from somewhere? These are all questions that need answers as you and your "private" army refused acess to the DA delegation yesterday. People are homeless and hungry; school children in Limpopo don't have text books or proper classrooms; just because you used the money to protect yourself with bunkers and bullet proof windows! The majority of South Africans are getting fed up after the latest stunt you pulled, so don't be surprised if by 2014 they change their vote and support the opposition. You even refuse to make a statement about it, or so I hear. Helen Zille has challenged you to give South Africa the answers to all these questions. So Mr President do the right thing and prove us all wrong!